The Dogetalkie is a GUI element that when clicked begins a conversation between the player and a 'FBI Doge' which eventually leads to a new timeline.
FAQ[]
1. How can I unlock it?[]
Answer: you can unlock it by getting the Time Machine Mining Rig.
2. How many diamonds can I get max?[]
Answer: You can get 99 diamonds max, 60 from dogecoins (you will need at least 30000 million dogecoins to get 60 diamonds) and 39 from pickaxes (you will need all unique pickaxes, there are 99 in all.)
3. I have 75 pickaxes but I still cannot get the 15 diamonds. Why is that?[]
answer: You must get unique pickaxes. Some pickaxes will repeat.
4. How can I get +30,230 from DIA badges?[]
answer: you need a lot of helpers, like 500 or so. Just buy until you get it. I used more than 150 billion dogecoins to do so.
5. Why can’t I get 70 diamonds from dogecoins?[]
answer: see Question 2.
6. Where can the dogetalkie be found on screen?[]
answer: it can be found next to the diamond indicator.
7. what is the point of timeline-switching? I’ll lose all my dogecoins and pickaxes and helpers! Waa...[]
answer: so you should get 99 diamonds and a +30,230 badge of your liking (see questions 2-4) so as to get as much profit as possible from switching. Then, you’ll unlock the auto-loot pickup function, so you can just keep grinding without minding the loot.
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